It's all Greek to Aesop, but that's probably because he lives there. Ancient Greece, to be precise. And like many learned men of that enlightened time, Aesop yearns to pass on his hard-won wisdom to his son (not to mention his love for white tunics and headbands). To that end, he tells stories to his young progeny, fables which are meant to illustrate a valuable moral lesson. But every generation tries to dig their own generation gap, so Aesop's offspring usually draws his own wisecracking conclusions from dad's tales.